Good Ol' Pete and I have some good ideas lined up for it as we prepare to launch it for the 135th
Kentucky Derby. We'll do a handicapping special about the DO's and DO NOT DO's for the Derby.
Example: DO what Pete does. DO NOT DO what I do, though I reserve the right to gloat when I am right. High road? Nah.
We're also hoping this will get us out of the gutter. But, I remind you, we are in a pretty deep gutter. I know I am.


4 comments:
Pete ?
Y.O.U. ?
Pete = Gambling partner and confidant; person who got me into horse racing.
Y.O.U. = Parallelism with A.B.C.
Dude
Is your Countdown to the Derby clock on time...seems like it might be heading for a day or two after the Derby...
Dude,
Whoops. You are most certainly correct.
What I did here was create a false expecation that the Derby was farther away than it is. This way you are surprised to find it a day earlier.
Brillance, pure brilliance.
Or, more accurately, a conspiracy. Someone cracked into The Carryover's mainframe.
I'm on it. These people are sick and want you to think that the Derby is run on the first Sunday in May. Bastards.
B
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