All the ladies in the house, get your bracelets. Ladies are getting in for free at Belmont Park this Saturday for the Mother Goose, featuring the Preakness Stakes winner, Rachel Alexandra. Bars figured this out a long time ago. Let women in for free, men will follow. Especially insecure men who want to bet a lot of money to impress a lady thus inflating the handle and making Charlie Hayward flash that winning smile. "Um, yes, I'll have a Heineken and whatever the lady wants. What's that? A $37 martini? Sure, go right ahead, I feel good about the late Pick 4."
Rachel is racing for a cure, hence the pink bracelet. Come one, come all to Belmont Park.


1 comment:
I haven't been this excited to wear a bracelet since the akward, hormone-driven, cross-dressing days of my adolescence! Go Rachel!
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